Of Rice and Zen

This week we discuss my run ins with a poisonous centipede in my soon-to-be-ex apartment and hundreds of Yakuza members parading through the streets of Kyoto. If you want to stay alive for the duration of your DG experience, 9 out of 10 scientists recommend you listen to this. The other one misheard the question 'what's the best way to stay alive in Japan?' and thought he was being asked, 'what's the best way to slay your wife in Japan?' He recommended sending her to my apartment block in Misasagi.