Of Rice and Zen

Seoul stinks like a natto flavoured turd - FACT! This week we take a well earned break from Japan to visit Korea. Hear tell of being in slappers, near death experiences, whores, drinking till sunrise everyday, penis worms, injuries and being in the sights of a North Korean rifle.
"Mod" brings new parasites back to Japan and "A" nearly starts world war 3 in the DMZ.
And I didn't even have time to tell you about the cat we found in our Korean apartment that had been there for five days having kittens. It shit in my bed.